April A-Z Topic: Obituaries
I'm not dead at the moment, and I don't plan on dying time in the near future, but I though it's best to be prepared.
After all, who else would I trust to write my obituary but me! When the time comes, I'm hoping the following will suffice.
First brought into the public eye by the phenomenal success of her string of bestseller sci-fi erotic mystery novels, Ms Maliborski went on to carve a place for herself in the zeitgeist with her charming series of "Things My Cat Threw Up" sculptures and her self help seminars entitled "Love Yourself: because it's damned sure no one else ever will".
Ms Maliborski is survived by a husband, seventeen children, thirty eight grandchildren, ninety three great grandchildren, three toy boys, half the Tarragindi water polo team and a howler monkey named Chuckie.
This publication's sympathies go out to the bereaved.