Thursday, November 29, 2012

Put the butter knife down and step away from the sandwich...

So apparently there's a town in the US called Sandwich, and their police cars look like this.


Am I the only one whose first thought was "Damn, those people are really serious about their lunches!"

Sandwich Police Officer:  Ma'am I'm going to have to ask you to step away from the table. 
Woman:  What seems to be the problem officer? 
Sandwich Police Officer:  I see you have a roast beef sub there.  Can I ask what condiments are present? 
Woman:  ... uh ... dijonnaise? 
Sandwich Police Officer:  Ma'am, are you aware that it's a felony to use mustard related condiments on a sour dough base? 
Woman:  It's not sour dough, I swear!  It's ciabatta!  They told me it was ciabatta! 
Sandwich Police Officer:  I'm sorry, Ma'am, but I'm afraid you're going to have to come down to the station. 
Woman's friend:  I told her she should have got the chicken wrap instead.
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  1. ♥●• İzdihër •●♥November 29, 2012 at 12:09 AM

    LOL !

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  2. sporkgasmNovember 29, 2012 at 12:46 AM

    I want to live in Sandwich. In the bay area I always drive by Upper Happy Valley Road and think of how fun it would be to be able to put that as a return address.

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    1. Kellie @ Delightfully LudicrousDecember 1, 2012 at 2:50 PM

      I can imagine it. "My address? Oh, that's 121 Dillpickle Lane, Sandwich".

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  3. Robin LarkspurNovember 29, 2012 at 1:19 AM

    You get a life sentence for using Wonder Bread, too.

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  4. My Daily Jenn-ismNovember 29, 2012 at 1:49 AM

    :)

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  5. renae November 29, 2012 at 2:27 AM

    there are many strange names for cities in the US but this one takes the cake, or mustard if you will?

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  6. JudyNovember 29, 2012 at 2:44 AM

    Kellie, you should be a sit-com writer!

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    1. Kellie @ Delightfully LudicrousDecember 1, 2012 at 2:53 PM

      Aww thanks, I think so too! Especially when I watch some episodes of my favourite shows. I mean seriously, they're writing it! Why on earth am I better at remembering continuity of the show they created than they are?

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  7. Joyful ThingsNovember 29, 2012 at 2:46 AM

    I agree with Judy - you are funny and clever.

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  8. AnonymousNovember 29, 2012 at 3:02 AM

    FUNNY, FUNNY, FUNNY!!!

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  9. Sarcastic NinjaNovember 29, 2012 at 3:16 AM

    They're also known as the "Condiment Cops."

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    1. Kellie @ Delightfully LudicrousDecember 1, 2012 at 7:41 PM

      Well, Subway have "Sandwich Artists" ... do you suppose there's a whole town out there full of Sandwich related careers? Sandwich doctors? Sandwich teachers?

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  10. KpNovember 29, 2012 at 3:41 AM

    Can you imagine mug shots of the criminals they bring in? pickles in mussed hair, ketchup dripping from a smashed nose...

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    1. Kellie @ Delightfully LudicrousDecember 1, 2012 at 7:43 PM

      And you don't even want to know what a barbeque sauce addict looks like...

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  11. ChristineNovember 29, 2012 at 3:55 AM

    I'm thinking every town should have a sandwich police force. Some people make some crazy sandwiches that we should just not have to witness them eating.

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    1. Kellie @ Delightfully LudicrousDecember 1, 2012 at 7:44 PM

      LOL! My brother used to make mashed potato sandwiches. I think that definitely should be a criminal offence.

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  12. S.P. BowersNovember 29, 2012 at 4:21 AM

    Lol, I'd be in so much trouble as I don't like ANY form of dressing on my sandwiches.

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  13. Debra She Who SeeksNovember 29, 2012 at 4:46 AM

    When the Sandwich Police pull you over, do they say "Stop! In the name of the loaf!"

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    1. Kellie @ Delightfully LudicrousDecember 1, 2012 at 7:45 PM

      Yes, although it loses some of it's impact when they pull a hotdog roll out of their holster.

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  14. Sandy M.November 29, 2012 at 8:39 AM

    Haha, you just know that those poor police have had to hear all the jokes too! Or maybe they are the ones to tell them :)
    The US has many weird town names.. Wouldn't you love/hate to be able to tell people that you were born in Cabbage Patch :) Better than coming from Sucker Flat or Squabbletown, but not as amusing as coming from Kissimmee or Kickapoo. And the town PO at Santa Claus has got to be pretty busy about now :)

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    1. Kellie @ Delightfully LudicrousDecember 1, 2012 at 7:46 PM

      We've got some weird ones in Australia too. Toogoolawah, Worrabinda, Mungalala,Cunnamulla ... they like to use indigenous names for our country towns :D

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  15. a.eyeNovember 29, 2012 at 10:03 AM

    I love it!!!

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  16. Christian at Point Counter-Point Point PointNovember 29, 2012 at 10:30 AM

    As soon as I saw the pic of that cop car I started singing Radiohead's Karma Police as Sandwich Police. And couldn't stop.

    Sandwich Police,
    Arrest this man, he talks in mayo
    He buzzes like a fridge,
    he's like a tuna with avocado.

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  17. stephen HayesNovember 29, 2012 at 11:00 AM

    Kellie, have you received my emails? I still haven't received the books from your Blogiversary a few months back. Is there a problem?

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  18. PickleopeNovember 29, 2012 at 10:07 PM

    I could be a Sandwich officer. I've often wanted to slap some bologna away from someone's mouth to protect the innocent. Or arrest the person who includes onions in a tuna sandwich.

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    1. Kellie @ Delightfully LudicrousDecember 1, 2012 at 7:48 PM

      Ugh, onions on ANY sandwich should be illegal! Actually, onions on anything at all are a crime against nature unless the onions are really well cooked.

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  19. A Beer for the ShowerNovember 30, 2012 at 12:47 AM

    I just wish there was a town called Grammar. Imagine how much fun I could have, as a writer, rolling around in one of their retired police cars...

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    1. Kellie @ Delightfully LudicrousDecember 1, 2012 at 7:49 PM

      LOL! I'm sure I'd be in jail very quickly if there were Grammar Police!

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  20. RenéeNovember 30, 2012 at 2:48 AM

    Lmao!!!

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  21. UnknownNovember 30, 2012 at 4:17 AM

    Hi Kelly
    I've given you an award - see http://www.lifecherries.com/2012/11/more-blogger-awards.html

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  22. AiringMyLaundryNovember 30, 2012 at 6:56 AM

    Haha!!

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  23. ValerieNovember 30, 2012 at 1:27 PM

    Is it weird that that cop car makes me want to become a police officer???

    Hugs!

    Valerie

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    1. Kellie @ Delightfully LudicrousDecember 1, 2012 at 7:50 PM

      You mean you didn't want to before? I thought for sure the lure of fire arms and sexy uniforms would have drawn you in.

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  24. Jon WhitingNovember 30, 2012 at 11:17 PM

    Ha Ha! :) I love it! Now THAT's some funny stuff. I love it when people make me laugh... Thanks.

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