|Really? This is what you choose|
to get arrested over?
Well, when I say arms, I mean one set of arms and one set of immovable bronze paws. The love of a man for his bronze lion statue is epic, epic I tell you!
|Surely she's a much more|
So it seems that there is a young Austrian man somewhere in Russe, Bulgaria who was arrested the other day for having sex with a bronze statue of a lion in public. Hmm, does that mean that if he'd done it in private they wouldn't have had a problem with it? I suppose that's true, people have sex with inanimate objects all the time.
But it does make you wonder just why he thought THAT particular statue would be a good self pleasuring device. There doesn't seem anything particularly sexy about it. I mean, if he was going to get jiggy with a metal effigy, surely he could have found a nice bronze man or woman (whichever his preference) and then had his romantic liason.
|Well, at least you know|
what you're getting.
Or, if your tastes lean towards the male of the species, how about our friend to the left? He's quite the strapping lad, although he seems to have forgotten his trousers. Actually, now that I think about it, that hair cut kind of makes him look like He-Man. I guess if you're into 80's cartoon heroes it could work...
But perhaps I'm pushing our Austrian friend too hard to find a human shaped inanimate partner. Maybe he just wanted to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
Sorry, I couldn't resist.