Seriously, girls? A goat? Shame on you! And then all you did was paint its hooves with nail polish before sneaking it back in again? It's just juvenile. What if it didn't want it's hooves painted? What if it's now confused about it's gender identity, all because you thought it'd look better with a dash of Barely Pink?
I know it sounds like I'm mad at you both, but I'm not. I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed.
You're both capable of stealing an animal a lot larger and much more dangerous than that.
I mean, look at the guys who stole the crocodile from Rockhampton Botanical Gardens a few years back! Now THEY weren't limiting themselves to the cute, cuddly, friendly animal. Oh, no, they put themselves out there, pushed their boundaries, scaled a two and a half metre chain fence and then manhandled a one metre fresh water crocodile back over it and out of the park!
Of course, they tried to steal a koala first, but gave it up as a bad job when it turned out to be far too vicious. See, I was right about those little buggers! Turns out that when you have a choice between a koala and a crocodile, you should go with the croc.
You're just not living up to your potential, girls. You could have tried to steal a bear, or a wildcat, or any number of other bloodthirsty, vicious animals, but you chose the cuddly little goat that, by all reports, would go with anyone who was willing to give it a chin scratch.
Man up, girls. Go big or go home.