Hi honey, how are you? Everything going fine? Good. I know you're probably wondering why you're getting a letter from me, after all I don't exactly fit into the 14-21 age range that makes up most of your demographic. But I just heard the song you released a couple of months ago and, I have to say, I'm starting to get a bit worried.
I'm not going to name you, you know who you are *coughtaylorswiftcough* but I couldn't in good conscience let it go without saying something. Sweetie, this has to stop!
I know you're probably still feeling a bit raw about the latest break up, and god knows we all know the dirty details thanks to that song, but I just wanted to make a suggestion. How many ex's do you have now? Nine? Ten? And you're what, twenty two? And every time you break up with one of them, you write a song or two about what a bastard they are.
Now I'm not saying you shouldn't vent your spleen lyrically, I'm just suggesting that there might be a bit of a trend developing here.
I hate to say it sweetie, but I think it's time for some tough love. There's only one common factor in all of this, you. Perhaps you need to write fewer songs about how your ex boyfriends are all bastards and take a long, hard look at your choices. Cause I have to say, I'm not sure how many more of those angry/depressed break up songs the public can take before they start to wonder if maybe you're the problem.
Just putting it out there.