Sunday, August 12, 2012

Office shenanigans...

From the depths of Officelandia.

Me:  Achoo!! 
Cubiclemate 1:  Bless you. 
Me:  Thanks. 
*Cubiclemate 2 begins laughing into his hand* 
Me:  Really? 
*Cubiclemate 2 continues to laugh, stuffing his fist in his mouth* 
Me:  Seriously!  We're going to do this! 
Cubiclemate 1:  What's with him? 
Me:  Ignore him he's just being juvenile. 
Cubicle Farmer 2:  She sneezed!  *giggles* 
Cubiclemate 1:  Uhhh ... yeah.  And? 
Me:  You really don't want to know. 
*Cubiclemate 2 almost falls off his chair from laughing so hard* 
Cubiclemate 1:  What on earth is wrong with him?  Is he going into hysterics or something? 
Me:  No, he's just remembering something I told him once.  Something I'm seriously regretting having ever brought up. 
*Cubiclemate 2 bangs fist on his desk, gasping for air* 
Me:  Would you cut it out!  It' an urban legend!  A sneeze is NOT one seventh of an orgasm
*An awkward silence spreads around the office* 
Me:  *shrinking down into my chair, glaring at Cubiclemate 2*  I hate you! 
Cubiclemate 1:  Jeez, what's he going to be like the day you sneeze seven times in a row! 
*Cubiclemate 2 bursts into laughter again* 
Me:  Would you please stop encouraging him!

13 comments:

  1. Oh, but wouldn't the office be boring without silly boys???

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    1. Yep, and I suppose it's my own fault for telling him.

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  2. So I guess its coincidence that I find my self with 1/7th of a bogger after an a special moment?

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  3. Ahhh the joys of sharing the majority of your days with people you would never voluntarily associate with. At least they're amusing. Sure, it's at your expense but still...

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  4. Some people will always be 12 years old. I still love office humor though. Oh, and Gezundheit!

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    1. I think it's a boy thing. And given that the "boy" in question is in his sixties...

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  5. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! I love office humor. It's the only way I get thru the day.

    Hugs!

    Valerie

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  6. I think we all regret telling certain people certain things. Once I had to shout out at a work function "It was seven years ago... LET IT GO!!!". He eventually did after that.

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