From the depths of Officelandia.
Cubiclemate 1: Bless you.
*Cubiclemate 2 begins laughing into his hand*
*Cubiclemate 2 continues to laugh, stuffing his fist in his mouth*
Me: Seriously! We're going to do this!
Cubiclemate 1: What's with him?
Me: Ignore him he's just being juvenile.
Cubicle Farmer 2: She sneezed! *giggles*
Cubiclemate 1: Uhhh ... yeah. And?
Me: You really don't want to know.
*Cubiclemate 2 almost falls off his chair from laughing so hard*
Cubiclemate 1: What on earth is wrong with him? Is he going into hysterics or something?
Me: No, he's just remembering something I told him once. Something I'm seriously regretting having ever brought up.
*Cubiclemate 2 bangs fist on his desk, gasping for air*
Me: Would you cut it out! It' an urban legend! A sneeze is NOT one seventh of an orgasm!
*An awkward silence spreads around the office*
Me: *shrinking down into my chair, glaring at Cubiclemate 2* I hate you!
Cubiclemate 1: Jeez, what's he going to be like the day you sneeze seven times in a row!
*Cubiclemate 2 bursts into laughter again*
Me: Would you please stop encouraging him!