Monday, December 3, 2012

Oh Barbie, what have you done...

*Barbie's friend Midge enters the bathroom*

Midge:  Oh my god ... Barbie ... what have you done!

Barbie:  What ... oh shit ... I can't believe I did that...

Midge:  That's just ... I think I'm going to throw up...

Barbie:  Oh god, oh god ... you have to promise, Midge!  Promise you won't tell anyone!

Midge:  I don't know...

Barbie:  Please, Midge!  You're my best friend!  You have to keep this secret for me!  If you don't, I'll tell everyone about that time last Summer when you and that Carnie disappeared behind the Tilt-A-Whirl and ...

Midge:  ... OKAY!  Okay, I won't tell anyone.  But you owe me!

Barbie:  Thanks Midge, you're a star!  

Midge:  But seriously, why did you do it?  

Barbie:  I don't know ... I wasn't paying attention I suppose and it just happened.

Midge:  But it's so ... disgusting!  I mean really, wine on the toilet seat rim?  Haven't you ever heard of E Coli before?


Sorry guys, I saw this picture and I just couldn't resist.  The first thing I thought wasn't "Holy crap, Barbie decapitated Ken and bathed in his blood!", it was "Holy crap, putting that wine glass there can't be hygenic!".

The picture is one of a series by the artist Mariel Clayton, and if you like the weird, freaky and morbid that you should definitely head over and check out her stuff.  Some of them are a bit risque though, considering they're of Barbie dolls, so use your own discretion.

47 comments:

  1. I cannot tell a lie. I also got a major gross out factor from the wine on the toilet before I scrolled down to see Ken's body. That kind of put things into perspective. My next thought was: You'd think a machete would have left a cleaner cut.

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    1. LOL! Really, Barbie, you should take better care of your chopping implements!

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  2. Your blog is called "Delightfully Ludicrous" I'd have been disappointed if you didn't share something like this with us. Barbie was probably sexually frustrated, with the both of them being devoid of naughty bits and all.

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    1. It must be hard when you have a plastic mount instead of a hoohaa. I can't say I blame her for flipping her shit.

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  3. There's so many things that are wrong in this picture! How are her feet not sliding back into the bathtub?! I always try that position but it's slippery! Why would barbie leave the toilet seat open?? She's a girl! Maybe she killed Ken because HE left it like that...the wine in the toilet is just gross.

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  4. Lol. Loved it. I dont knw why is she even eating chocolates near her toilet! ikk!

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    1. I know I need a good sugar rush after a decapitate someone.

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  5. Loved this post. The first thing I saw was kens head in the bath and my first thought was he was not doing a good job down there so she got frustrated and ripped his wad off....

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  6. I've never seen Barbie with such a look of satisfaction on her face :>)

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    1. She's got wine, she's got chocolates, she's got a bubble bath, she's got Ken's decapitated head ... what more could a girl want?

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  7. Priorities are important. You can't properly cover up a murder if you're sick from drinking E Coli contaminated wine!

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  8. Her photos are GREAT! I especially liked the bowl of Asian noodles & body parts!!

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  9. I always knew this was what she was really like!

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    1. Never trust a girl whose waist measurement is smaller than her age!

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  10. This is wrong on so many levels but oh so funny! I'm not even going to get smutty about the fact that she has a head in-between her legs...

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    1. I guess that means we can add necrophilia to her list of sins!

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  11. i've seen this series before - i dig it. pretty clever. Now that you've pointed out the wine glass I can't help but fixate on it. THERE IS A COUNTER RIGHT BEHIND YOU, BARBIE.

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    1. Well, she had just killed someone. I guess she wasn't thinking straight.

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    1. All the photos in the series are a riot! She's got a twisted sense of humor!

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  13. I love that I can count on you to bring me to the dark funny side Kelly love it and now I am heading over to check out mariel site.
    `Janice`

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  14. Poor Ken: first he's made anatomically incorrect and now this....

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  15. I am in love with this and the twisted art. Also, way to go you, for remembering Midge! Everyone always forgets her and just thinks of Skipper. Isn't Midge that one who got knocked up? Hehe. Love this.

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    1. I just always loved her name. Midge! It's just so ... 50's!

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  16. At least she is using a coaster for the wine glass on the toilet rim. The cigarettes, on the other hand, and right on there, and looking prime to take a plunge into the water...

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    1. That Barbie ... it's like she doesn't care about her health at all!

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  17. As twisted as this tale is, I think something like this was inevitable. Ken and Barbie have had their ups and downs for years. As fancy Nancy as Barbie has been I cannot even imagine her toilet wine. :/ Definitely enjoyed the post!

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    1. You're probably right, this was a murder sixty odd years in the making!

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  18. Ken deserved what he got--after all, he cheated on Barbie with Midge years ago. I think Midge might be next.....

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  19. Why would she bother with the balancing game?!? Just put the seat down Barbie!!

    Hugs!

    Valerie

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    1. Or she could use the bench that's RIGHT BEHIND HER!!!

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  20. There are no words, really, for this. But what a joke! :-)

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  21. I am loving this brand of genius. We all knew Ken played for the either team and was just stringing poor Barbie along.

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