Monday, January 20, 2014
And here I thought the only thing I had to fear from eggs was cholesterol...
And to add to this ridiculously long list of stupid antics, now he's been accused of egging his neighbours house [link].
Okay, so that sounds like a pretty juvenile thing to do, but hardly something that they'd arrest him over, right? At least, it wouldn't normally be, except for the fact that if he did do the egging, he caused OVER $20,000 WORTH OF DAMAGE!!!
Holy crap, just how many eggs are we talking here? Or were they all hard boiled and he smashed all their windows with them, because that's the only way I can even imagine that eggs could cause that sort of damage. But that seems to be what has happened, and if they manage to prove he did it then that's a felony, and as he's only in the country on a working visa, he could get turfed right back to Canada.
Understandably, Canada are less than impressed by the idea.
So it looks like Justin Bieber could be deported back to Canada if they manage to prove that he egged his neighbours house. Jeez Canada, did you forget to say "No Backsies" when you sent him down to the US? That's a rookie mistake I'm guessing you guys won't be making again, hmm?
As an Aussie, I can sympathise with Canada on this one. We're notorious for claiming people when they make us look good, but dropping them like a hot potato when they start to give us a bad name. We happily claimed Russell Crowe while he was making good movies, but as soon as he stared to act like a bit of an asshole we all suddenly remembered that he was actually born in New Zealand. And when Mel Gibson went through his infamous "Sugar Tits" anti-semitic phase, we were all "Mel Gibson who?".
But in all seriousness, it's incredibly unlikely they're going to deport the guy. No matter what you think of his behavior, he's still a rather rich fellow. No country is going to willingly throw out a rich guy with all his oh so appealing tax paying potential unless he does something a hell of a lot worse than egging someone's house.
Maybe if they manage to pin the cocaine possession charge on him [link] it might happen ... but even then I'd doubt it.