Because considering just how regularly one house in my neighbourhood has a sign out front with that very message, I'm beginning to think that either someone needs to anonymously give them some vet desexing vouchers for Christmas, or it's actually code for something else.
I'm guessing either drugs or child slave labor.
At least, I kind of hope it's that, because otherwise they must have a ridiculous number of cats in that house, all of them pushing out litter after litter of kittens. Sure, it SOUND cute and fun, I mean who wouldn't want to live in a house full of little balls of purring fur, but think of the food cost? Think of the vet bills? Think of the poop!!
I did my own research and over the past twelve months, a month hasn't gone by without that sign making an appearance. I guess business is good ... I just wonder whether it's the drug or kitten trafficking business I'm talking about.
But seriously, do any of you guys know if a "Kittens For Sale" sign can have a more sinister meaning? You know, like those ceramic butterflies people put on their houses back in the seventies that meant they were swingers.
Poor Grandma, she never realised the message she was giving ... at least I hope she didn't.
Maybe I'll never find out. Maybe it'll just be one of those mysteries that I'll never learn the answer to. Kind of like how can I gain half a kilo of weight when I only ate a quarter kilo box of chocolates, or how can sour cream have an expiration date?
But I guess the next time I need some marijuana or a ten year old to make me some sneakers, I'm set.