Turns out the boys in the German Guard Battalion have start to grow some pretty nice breasts [link], or as I like to call them, hooters. It's sparked quite the controversy among the ranks, raising quite a few Benny Hill-esque eyebrows.
Of course this must be disturbing for them, to suddenly start sprouting jubblies for no good reason, I'd imagine their uniforms aren't really tailored to accommodate them.
According to a plasic surgeon, the repeated slapping of their guns against their chest is triggering a hormone which is giving them a really nice set of norks. It's been diagnosed in 75% of soldiers, which is an astoundingly successful percentage in anyone's books for a non-invasive boob enhancement procedure.
Huh, and when you think of how much money is spent every year on boob jobs, when slapping someone repeatedly on the chest is so gosh darned effective at increasing the size of your fun bags ... I'm thinking the plastic surgeons have a bit of explaining to do.
So those of you who've been considering getting a tatas enlargement might like to give this option a try first. See if you can find a friend who's willing to slap you around the breasticles repeatedly and report back to us if you go up a bra size. Do it for science!
And yes, I did take this opportunity to see how many euphemisms for breasts I could put into one post. Thank you for noticing!