And starts to give you a back rub.
Yup, didn't see that one coming, did you!
But that's exactly what happened to a North Carolina woman when some bloke snuck into her room, crawled into her bed, and tried to give her a massage [link].
Ugh, just makes me shiver thinking about it.
Now I love a good massage. There can never be too many back rubs in my humble opinion, and anyone who'd like to volunteer as my personal neck/back rubber can apply in the comments, but I just can't condone unsolicited middle-of-the-night neck back and shoulder fondling. That's the sort of move a sexually awkward teen uses to hit on a girl ... the neck rub, not the crawling into bed in the middle of the night.
I remember back when I was in high school a boy did that to me. I don't even remember why we were sitting in a position where it was possible for him to scoot up behind me and start kneading my shoulders, but he did and I just about jumped out of my skin!
Now days I'll let pretty much anyone give me a neck rub, I'm not at all discerning and, quite frankly, completely shameless. But I was sixteen, and he surprised me. Quite frankly, he's lucky I didn't elbow him in the face out of fright.
But I don't want to belittle what that woman must have gone through. Whatever the guy's intentions were (and I can't imagine they were good), it must have been terrifying to wake up and find a stranger in bed with you, not knowing what he was going to do. She must have assumed the worst, I know I would have.
Personally, I think she showed admirable restraint by not kicking him in the 'nads, but that's just my humble opinion.