The conversations during morning break were hilarious.
Librarian 1: God, he's gorgeous! There's no way I'd push him out of bed.
Librarian 2: Hmm, maybe afterwards. He's way too pretty to be someone you'd want to have a conversation with.
Librarian 1: I don't know ... even if he wasn't the brightest bulb in the chandelier I'd forgive a lot for that.
Librarian 3: Come to Mamma! Look at that thing, it's enormous!
Librarian 1: You have to be careful though, pictures like that give you unrealistic expectations. No real guy has one that long.
Librarian 2: I know, it's probably digitally enhanced anyway.
Librarian 3: Who cares! He's built, he's endowed, and he's wearing a fireman hat and waving a hose around. Works for me!
I've said it before and I'll say it again ... it's a very good thing that people don't know what goes on out the back of a library.