Am I the only one whose first thought was "Damn, those people are really serious about their lunches!"
Sandwich Police Officer: Ma'am I'm going to have to ask you to step away from the table.
Woman: What seems to be the problem officer?
Sandwich Police Officer: I see you have a roast beef sub there. Can I ask what condiments are present?
Woman: ... uh ... dijonnaise?
Sandwich Police Officer: Ma'am, are you aware that it's a felony to use mustard related condiments on a sour dough base?
Woman: It's not sour dough, I swear! It's ciabatta! They told me it was ciabatta!
Sandwich Police Officer: I'm sorry, Ma'am, but I'm afraid you're going to have to come down to the station.
Woman's friend: I told her she should have got the chicken wrap instead.